Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Bill Gates were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Bill Gates said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the wealthiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the  most gorgeous.  They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina said for sure she was the most gorgeous.

Bill Gates came up and asked, 'who the fuck is Chen sui-bien?'

能翻译一下么？

错别字太多。

陈水扁？

比尔盖茨问：谁是陈水扁，竟然比我有钱

史莱克，安吉丽娜朱莉，比尔盖茨一起吃午餐。
史莱克说，我觉得我是世界上最强壮的人，但是我怎么确定呢？
盖茨说，我我也认为我是世界上或者的最富有的人，但是我也从未得到确认。
朱莉赞同道：我告诉我自己，我是最美艳的人，但是有时我也怀疑。

他们最后的结论是，最好的方法是问问魔镜，让魔镜来确定他们的想法是正确的。

第二天，史莱克在微笑中醒来，“好了，这是真的。魔镜告诉我，我就是世界上最强壮的男人。”
朱莉也确认了她是最美艳的人。
盖茨走过来问：谁是该死的陈水扁？

Key words：Who the fuck is Chen Sui-bien？



[ 本帖最后由 Jobs.AE@ 于 2008-11-21 21:59 编辑 ]

是史莱克好吧

Angelina Jolie

应该是史莱克